(I hope that China's medical system is more sophisticated that the spam e-mails I get for discount electronics.)

So I’m going in for (sugary) surgery tomorrow, and the crazy doctors are making me stay in the hospital for two days because they want me to hangout with them to make sure that my tailbone properly heals.

I also just bought from Craig’s List a new used iPod shuffle, which is pink. Does anyone have suggestions for the best music for a hospital visit? If you do, e-mail me at sciutoalexatgmaildotcom.